Pendejo Unisex T-Shirt
We heard the ridiculous executive order: the Gulf of Mexico is now the "Gulf of America." And we just had to laugh (and then create this shirt). Because reality doesn't bend to delusional decrees, and some truths are as vast and undeniable as the ocean itself.
Our "Pendejo" tee is a salty, sharp, and utterly necessary reminder that facts, geography, and a healthy dose of reality still exist. We all should be pushing back against the absurd attempts to redefine our world with a stroke of a pen.
Wear this and declare your defiance. Let them try to rename the tides; we'll still call it what it is. This shirt is for anyone who knows a pendejo when they see one, and isn't afraid to say it.
Make a splash. Make a statement. It's still the Gulf of Mexico. And this shirt is pure Uproar.
We heard the ridiculous executive order: the Gulf of Mexico is now the "Gulf of America." And we just had to laugh (and then create this shirt). Because reality doesn't bend to delusional decrees, and some truths are as vast and undeniable as the ocean itself.
Our "Pendejo" tee is a salty, sharp, and utterly necessary reminder that facts, geography, and a healthy dose of reality still exist. We all should be pushing back against the absurd attempts to redefine our world with a stroke of a pen.
Wear this and declare your defiance. Let them try to rename the tides; we'll still call it what it is. This shirt is for anyone who knows a pendejo when they see one, and isn't afraid to say it.
Make a splash. Make a statement. It's still the Gulf of Mexico. And this shirt is pure Uproar.
We heard the ridiculous executive order: the Gulf of Mexico is now the "Gulf of America." And we just had to laugh (and then create this shirt). Because reality doesn't bend to delusional decrees, and some truths are as vast and undeniable as the ocean itself.
Our "Pendejo" tee is a salty, sharp, and utterly necessary reminder that facts, geography, and a healthy dose of reality still exist. We all should be pushing back against the absurd attempts to redefine our world with a stroke of a pen.
Wear this and declare your defiance. Let them try to rename the tides; we'll still call it what it is. This shirt is for anyone who knows a pendejo when they see one, and isn't afraid to say it.
Make a splash. Make a statement. It's still the Gulf of Mexico. And this shirt is pure Uproar.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
