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Queer Joy

from $19.00

Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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BODEGA CAT IS BOSS.

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from $37.00

You know the place.

You know the cat.

You know who actually runs it.

Pizza Rat gets the front. Bodega Cat gets the back. New York understands the hierarchy.

THE GOODS

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
5.9 oz. heavyweight fabric
Oversized fit
Dropped shoulders
Wide rib collar
Small Pizza Rat on the front
Big Bodega Cat on the back

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Stitched Signals "NO KINGS" Embroidered T-Shirt

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from $23.00

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

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Stitched Signals "TORCH" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

Defend Democracy Wear(e)TheRebellion

from $29.50

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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FCKICE Stitched Signals Embroidered Tee

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from $29.50

SOME MESSAGES DON’T NEED ALL THE VOWELS.

FCKICE.

You read it correctly.

Embroidered small because it doesn’t need to scream. From across the room, it’s just a little piece of Americana. Get closer.

Wear it to the cookout. Wear it to the protest. Wear it wherever somebody might need a second look.

It’s not subtle.

It just looks subtle from across the room.

Say less. Mean every fucking letter.

THE GOODS

100% ring-spun cotton
6.1 oz heavyweight fabric
Garment-dyed
Relaxed unisex fit
Small FCKICE embroidered artwork at left chest
Small UPROAR mark at upper back
Built to get softer with age

UPROAR STITCHED SIGNALS

For the people you’re hoping notice.

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Stitched Signals "SERIOUSLY NO KINGS" Embroidered T-Shirt

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from $23.00

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Stitched Signals "LIBERTY" Embroidered T-Shirt

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from $23.00

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Stitched Signals "EAGLE" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

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Stitched Signals "PFKNR" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

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FCKICE Stitched Signals Embroidered Men's Polo

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$30.00

IFKYK and if you don’t, grab a whistle and pay attention to what’s happening in your neighborhood. Perfect for the office or the golf club. Wear it and be the rebel you know you are!

A classic piece that never goes out of style, this Port Authority embroidered polo has it all—relaxed fit, silky fabric, and a comfortable length. Get one for yourself and watch how it becomes a true outfit game-changer in your wardrobe.

65% polyester, 35% cotton pique
Fabric weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
Relaxed fit that runs large
Flat knit collar and cuffs
Metal buttons with dyed-to-match plastic rims
Side vents for breathability

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Queer Joy

Stitched Signals "OINK" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

Queer Joy

from $29.50

Stitched Signals™ is part of Uproar's Queer Joy collection in celebration of queer identity, community, and the timeless art of being recognized by the “right” people.

Inspired by vintage embroidered patches, hankie codes, leather culture insignias, and decades of LGBTQ+ visual language, each design transforms a familiar role, archetype, or inside joke into a premium-quality emblem. Consider this collection your well-placed wink, made for those who understand the signal.

Featuring bold embroidered-style artwork and retro badge aesthetics, every piece is designed to look like a worn-in patch earned through experience rather than handed out. Equal parts pride statement, conversation starter, and community identifier, Stitched Signals™ turns queer culture into wearable art.

Stitched Signals™ — Premium Quality. Hidden in Plain Sight.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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Queer Joy

Stitched Signals "PEACHY" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

Queer Joy

from $29.50

Stitched Signals™ is part of Uproar's Queer Joy collection in celebration of queer identity, community, and the timeless art of being recognized by the “right” people.

Inspired by vintage embroidered patches, hankie codes, queer culture insignias, and decades of LGBTQ+ visual language, each design transforms a familiar role, archetype, or inside joke into a premium-quality emblem. Consider this collection your well-placed wink, made for those who understand the signal.

Stitched Signals™ — Premium Quality. Hidden in Plain Sight.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Queer Joy

Stitched Signals "EGGPLANT" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

Queer Joy

from $25.00

Stitched Signals™ is part of Uproar's Queer Joy collection in celebration of queer identity, community, and the timeless art of being recognized by the right people.

Stitched Signals™ — Premium Quality. Hidden in Plain Sight.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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Stitched Signals "PINEAPPLE" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

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Stitched Signals "RUSH" Garment-Dyed Embroidered T-Shirt

Queer Joy

from $25.00

Stitched Signals™ is part of Uproar's Queer Joy collection in celebration of queer identity, community, and the timeless art of being recognized by the right people.

Stitched Signals™ — Premium Quality. Hidden in Plain Sight.

100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Queer Joy

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Burn ICE T-Shirt

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$20.00

Unisex Staple T-Shirt | Bella + Canvas 3001*

A searing indictment of a system built on fear and detention, the Burn ICE tee confronts the brutal realities of U.S. immigration enforcement. This design reimagines the acronym not as cold indifference — but as a symbol melting under the weight of public outrage and resistance.

As ICE raids escalate and detention centers expand, this shirt demands that we refuse to look away. It’s a statement of solidarity with migrants, refugees, and all those targeted by state violence.

Wear it loud. Wear it hot. ICE must burn.

Updated for 2026. Activist made.

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* This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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No Kings Tee

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$20.00

Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000

The "No Kings" Tee: Because Some Crowns Deserve to Fall.

Let's be clear: we traded crowns for ballots centuries ago. But lately, it feels like certain individuals think they're royalty, ruling with an iron fist and demanding unquestioning loyalty.

Our "NO KINGS" tee is a sharp, unapologetic rebuttal to anyone who thinks they can impose their will like a monarch. Featuring a bold, crossed-out crown, this design is a direct hit at authoritarianism, unchecked power, and the delusion that any single person is above the people they serve.

This is about right now. As the #NoKingsProtests remind us, the fight for true democracy is ongoing. Wear this shirt as your personal declaration that you don't bow down. You stand up. You demand accountability. And you definitely won't be serving any monarchs.

Make your statement. Take your stand. Crown yourself a revolutionary with the "NO KINGS" tee.

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No Kings Embroidered Hoodie

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$30.00 $40.00

Embroidered Unisex Gold Hoodie

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Seriously, No Kings Tee

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$20.00

Unisex Classic Tee | Gildan 5000

The "Seriously, No Kings" Design: Because Some Crowns Deserve to Fall.

Let's be clear: we traded crowns for ballots centuries ago. But lately, it feels like certain individuals think they're royalty, ruling with an iron fist and demanding unquestioning loyalty.

Our "Seriously, NO KINGS" design is a sharp, unapologetic rebuttal to anyone who thinks they can impose their will like a monarch. Featuring a bold, crossed-out crown, this design is a direct hit at authoritarianism, unchecked power, and the delusion that any single person is above the people they serve.

Make your statement. Take your stand. Crown yourself a revolutionary with the "NO KINGS" tee.

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Queer Joy

Kink is Caring Tank Top

Queer Joy

from $23.50

* NEW STYLE FOR 2026

Who knew compassion could be so... spicy?

Forget those saccharine sweet rainbows. This ain't your grandma's cuddly bear. Our "My Kink Is Caring" design is for the truly evolved souls who know that deep empathy and radical kindness are the ultimate power moves. Yes, darling, our kink is caring, and we're not afraid to show it.

We are bringing this fan favorite back for 2026 in 6 vibrant colors... NOW AS A TANK TOP!!!

Featuring a familiar, yet distinctly unbothered and fiercely loving bear, this design speaks volumes. It's a playful wink to those who dare to nurture, advocate, and show genuine concern in a world that often tries to harden us. It's about being soft where it counts, and fierce where it matters.

This shirt is for the unapologetically affectionate, the passionately protective, and everyone who understands that real strength comes from a place of radical, loving care. Get ready to turn heads and melt hearts.

Embrace your wild side of compassion and let your true colors (and desires) shine.

100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft feel and low shrinkage
Relaxed fit
Tubular construction, no side seams

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Greetings From Greenland Vintage Postcard Premium Sweatshirt

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$40.00

Greetings From Greenland Vintage Postcard

Unisex Premium Sweatshirt*

Puffin ain’t playin’. “Yo! Come at me, bruh!” Vintage inspired travel postcard theme.

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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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BB Benito Bowl American Football Jersey

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from $61.50

BB Benito Bowl

American Football Jersey *

¡Prepárate para el momento histórico del Conejo Malo en el Super Bowl! 🐰🏈

Esta camiseta celebra la energía, el flow y la locura que solo Bad Bunny puede traer al escenario más grande del mundo. Diseñada por fans, para fans — con arte original inspirado en su vibra tropical, rebelde y fuera de este planeta 🌴✨

Llévala con orgullo y demuestra que tú también estás en el mood de “nadie como Benito” 😎💥

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Get ready for history, baby! 🐰🏈

This tee celebrates the energy, flow, and madness that only Bad Bunny brings to the world’s biggest stage. Designed by fans, for fans — with original art inspired by his tropical, rebel, out-of-this-planet vibe 🌴✨

Wear it proud and show you’re part of the “nadie como Benito” mood 😎💥

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Conejo Malo BB Bowl American Football Jersey

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from $61.50

Conejo Malo BB Bowl

American Football Jersey *

Celebra la historia con estilo con esta camiseta azul cielo con flores inspirada en Bad Bunny, creada en honor al primer show de medio tiempo del Super Bowl interpretado completamente en español 🏈🐰.

El tono azul cielo, como la monoestrellada puertorriqueña, simboliza orgullo, libertad y raíces. Esta edición conmemorativa une la belleza tropical con el poder de la representación latina en el escenario más grande del mundo.

Diseñada para fans que viven el ritmo de Puerto Rico dondequiera que vayan, la “Benito Vibes” captura un momento histórico que cambió la música y la cultura para siempre 🌺🔥.

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Celebrate history in style with this sky-blue floral Bad Bunny–inspired jersey, created to honor the first-ever Super Bowl Halftime performance sung entirely in Spanish 🏈🐰.

The sky-blue color, just like the Puerto Rican monoestrellada flag, symbolizes pride, freedom, and roots. This commemorative edition blends tropical beauty with Latin power, representing a milestone moment for culture and music worldwide.

Designed for fans who carry the rhythm of Puerto Rico wherever they go, the “Benito Vibes” jersey captures the energy, authenticity, and boldness that make Benito an icon 🌺🔥.

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Benito Bowl Big Game T-shirt

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from $40.00

Benito Bowl Big Game

Men's Fitting T-shirt *

Sumérgete en el paraíso con la camiseta Benito Bowl: Big Game, un tributo vibrante a la energía del gran fin de semana deportivo en el Área de la Bahía 🌴🏈🐰.

Inspirada en un paisaje tropical utópico, esta pieza fusiona el color caribeño y la brisa del Pacífico, imaginando San Francisco envuelto en palmas, ritmo y libertad.

Diseñada para quienes celebran el impacto global de Bad Bunny y el orgullo latino, esta camiseta transforma el espíritu del Big Game en una fantasía tropical de arte, música y flow.

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Step into paradise with the Benito Bowl: Big Game T-Shirt, a vibrant tribute to the energy of the Bay Area’s biggest football weekend 🌴🏈🐰. Inspired by a utopian tropical dreamscape, this design reimagines San Francisco’s skyline surrounded by palms, ocean breeze, and Caribbean color — a visual fusion of island rhythm and California cool.

Created for those who celebrate Bad Bunny’s global impact and Latin pride, this shirt blends streetwear with art, transforming the spirit of the “Big Game” into a tropical fantasy of freedom and flow.

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Benito, el Jíbaro T-Shirt

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from $23.00

Benito, el Jíbaro

Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt*

Esta camisa no es solo una prenda — es actitud boricua pura. “Benito, el Jíbaro” representa el orgullo del campo, la raíz, y la fuerza de los nuestros.

Con un estilo relajado pero lleno de flow, esta pieza es the ultimate game day essential — perfecta pa’ ver el juego, janguear con la corilla, o simplemente representar de dónde vienes con orgullo.

Inspirada en la energía de Benito, el corazón jíbaro y el orgullo puertorriqueño que nunca se quita, esta camisa grita ¡Wepa! en cada costura.

Hecha para los que dicen “soy boricua, pa’ que tú lo sepas” sin tener que abrir la boca.

Proudly Puerto Rican. Fiercely Benito. 100% Boricua.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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This shirt is pure Boricua attitude.

“Benito, el Jíbaro” represents the pride of the countryside, our roots, and the strength of our people.

With a relaxed yet bold style, this piece is the ultimate game day essential — perfect for watching the game, hanging out with your crew, or simply showing where you come from with pride.

Inspired by Benito’s energy, the jíbaro heart, and the Puerto Rican pride that never fades, this shirt shouts ¡Wepa! in every stitch.

Made for those who say “I’m Boricua, so you know it” without even opening their mouth.

Proudly Puerto Rican. Fiercely Benito. 100% Boricua.

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Benito, el Jíbaro Women’s Heavyweight Boxy Tee

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from $31.50

Benito, el Jíbaro

Women’s Heavyweight Boxy Tee*

Esta camisa no es solo una prenda — es actitud boricua pura. “Benito, el Jíbaro” representa el orgullo del campo, la raíz, y la fuerza de los nuestros.

Inspirada en la energía de Benito, el corazón jíbaro y el orgullo puertorriqueño que nunca se quita, esta camisa grita ¡Wepa! en cada costura.

Hecha para los que dicen “soy boricua, pa’ que tú lo sepas” sin tener que abrir la boca.

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This shirt is pure Boricua attitude.

“Benito, el Jíbaro” represents the pride of the countryside, our roots, and the strength of our people.

With a relaxed yet bold style, this piece is the ultimate game day essential — perfect for watching the game, hanging out with your crew, or simply showing where you come from with pride.

Inspired by Benito’s energy, the jíbaro heart, and the Puerto Rican pride that never fades, this shirt shouts ¡Wepa! in every stitch.

Made for those who say “I’m Boricua, so you know it” without even opening their mouth.

Proudly Puerto Rican. Fiercely Benito. 100% Boricua.

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Benito, el Jíbaro Box Tee

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from $36.50

Benito, el Jíbaro

Men’s Fitting Box Tee*

Esta camisa no es solo una prenda — es actitud boricua pura. “Benito, el Jíbaro” representa el orgullo del campo, la raíz, y la fuerza de los nuestros.

Inspirada en la energía de Benito, el corazón jíbaro y el orgullo puertorriqueño que nunca se quita, esta camisa grita ¡Wepa! en cada costura.

Hecha para los que dicen “soy boricua, pa’ que tú lo sepas” sin tener que abrir la boca.

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This shirt is pure Boricua attitude.

“Benito, el Jíbaro” represents the pride of the countryside, our roots, and the strength of our people.

With a relaxed yet bold style, this piece is the ultimate game day essential — perfect for watching the game, hanging out with your crew, or simply showing where you come from with pride.

Inspired by Benito’s energy, the jíbaro heart, and the Puerto Rican pride that never fades, this shirt shouts ¡Wepa! in every stitch.

Made for those who say “I’m Boricua, so you know it” without even opening their mouth.

Proudly Puerto Rican. Fiercely Benito. 100% Boricua.

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FCKICE Through The Ringer Tee

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$28.50

FCKICE Through the Ringer

Unisex Ringer T-Shirt*

Cold branding. Colder policies.

This design flips a familiar frozen icon into a statement of resistance. What once signaled summertime sweetness now exposes the cruelty of an agency built on intimidation, detention, and family separation. The dripping letters aren’t playful, they’re a reminder of the harm caused when immigration enforcement is treated like business as usual.

ICE raids freeze communities in fear, tearing people from their homes while politicians hide behind logos, uniforms, and bureaucracy. This piece rejects that normalization outright. It’s bold, unmistakable, and meant to provoke the same double-take as the policies it condemns.

Part of Uproar’s Abolish ICE collection, this design stands with immigrants, organizers, and families fighting for dignity and due process. Wear it as refusal. Wear it as solidarity. Because some institutions deserve to melt under public pressure.

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Not Yours to Rebrand Long Sleeve Shirt

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$21.49 $27.00

Not Yours to Rebrand

Long Sleeve Shirt*

Rename it. Rebrand it. Pretend history is a press release.

This design calls out the second Trump administration’s obsession with renaming America’s landmarks, institutions, and cultural touchstones as if identity, history, and meaning can be rewritten by executive impulse. The Gulf. The Pentagon. The Kennedy Center, like the East Wing of the White House, have been “flattened” into bureaucratic text, stripped of context, and treated like assets to be claimed rather than legacies to be protected.

Look closer and the message sharpens. Embedded in the type is a quiet but unmistakable

FDT.

This piece is about power, ego, and the dangerous belief that authority grants ownership over shared history. It’s a rejection of political vanity projects disguised as patriotism, and a reminder that culture doesn’t belong to presidents. It belongs to people.

Wear it as a critique. Wear it as a record. Wear it because history doesn’t need to be renamed to be defended.

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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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FDT Tattooed Sailor Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt

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$30.00

FDT Tattooed Sailor (2026 Edition)

Premium Heavyweight Long Sleeve Shirt*

Updated for 2026. Gritty. Sexy. Armed with a subtle “ef-you” to the orange fascist tattooed on his neck. You wanna be sexy too? This design is begging for you to join the rebellion. Get naughty-cal with Uproar! Ahoy sailor!

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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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