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FDT Tattooed Sailor (2026 Edition) Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt
FDT Tattooed Sailor (2026 Edition)
Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt*
Updated for 2026. Gritty. Sexy. Armed with a subtle “ef-you” to the orange fascist tattooed on his neck. You wanna be sexy too? This design is begging for you to join the rebellion. Get naughty-cal with Uproar! Ahoy sailor!
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
FDT Tattooed Sailor (2026 Edition)
Unisex Heavyweight T-Shirt*
Updated for 2026. Gritty. Sexy. Armed with a subtle “ef-you” to the orange fascist tattooed on his neck. You wanna be sexy too? This design is begging for you to join the rebellion. Get naughty-cal with Uproar! Ahoy sailor!
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*This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras