Cankles 47 Unisex Classic Tee

$14.47

He wanted to be remembered as the 47th President — now he’ll go down in history for his cankles. This tee is peak political shade, styled like a classic jersey but laced with defiance, mockery, and just the right amount of medical accuracy.

Inspired by Trump’s recent diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency (yes, it’s real), this design calls out the irony of a man obsessed with strength, now wobbling under the weight of karma — and compression socks. Private Bone Spur no more — this dude is on the bench for the rest of the season.

Bold orange type. Clinical disrespect. Zero sympathy.
Because fascists with fragile veins deserve to be dragged.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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He wanted to be remembered as the 47th President — now he’ll go down in history for his cankles. This tee is peak political shade, styled like a classic jersey but laced with defiance, mockery, and just the right amount of medical accuracy.

Inspired by Trump’s recent diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency (yes, it’s real), this design calls out the irony of a man obsessed with strength, now wobbling under the weight of karma — and compression socks. Private Bone Spur no more — this dude is on the bench for the rest of the season.

Bold orange type. Clinical disrespect. Zero sympathy.
Because fascists with fragile veins deserve to be dragged.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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